
Corporate Damage™ - BPD - Funny Office Humor T-Shirt | If I Go Above And Beyond It's Straight To HR Graphic Tee | Sarcastic Workplace Joke Shirt
Minimum effort, maximum survival.
This tee speaks to the quiet realization that doing "extra" at work rarely leads to a promotion—it usually just leads to a mandatory meeting with Human Resources. Featuring a deadpan, thumbs-up character standing against a distressed red-and-white warning backdrop, this design perfectly captures the art of staying strictly within your job description.
Whether you're dodging unnecessary overtime, navigating corporate governance, or just looking for the ultimate conversation starter at your next team lunch, this shirt keeps things real, funny, and comfortably unbothered.
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Ultra-Soft Cotton: Lightweight, breathable fabric built for all-day desk comfort or remote work lounging.
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Distressed Grunge Print: High-impact red and blue textured blocks with sharp text that pops on dark garments.
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Workplace Relatability: The perfect gag gift for cynical coworkers, office heroes, or anyone who keeps HR on speed dial.
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
About
Comfort Colors introduces the "Comfort Colors 1717" garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 62 colors in our charts below.
Key features
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Care instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Size guide
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 46.36 | 51.44 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 70.48 | 75.56 |
| Length, cm | 67.63 | 71.12 | 74.61 | 78.11 | 80.33 | 82.55 | 85.09 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 41.28 | 45.09 | 48.26 | 52.07 | 55.25 | 59.05 | 62.56 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Technology & Inks
Digitalized Arts Studios partners with leading Print Providers equipped with advanced printing methods to deliver superior results. By applying the same practices across our network, we make sure every product meets our standards and production runs smoothly.
Quality control
At Digitalized Arts Studios, quality is non-negotiable. Every product undergoes thorough quality checks to ensure exceptional print clarity, color accuracy, and durability. For Digitalized Arts Studios, we carefully select each Print Provider to ensure the best quality for you and your customers.
Packaging control
We make sure that each product is delivered safely and professionally. Each package is carefully designed to provide maximum protection during transit so that items arrive secure and undamaged.
Global Shipping
Global shipping is only available when using global variants
* United States
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Economy | 4 - 8 business days | All | USD 3.99 | USD 2.09 |
| Standard | 2 - 5 business days | All | USD 4.95 | USD 2.40 |
EFTA
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 5 - 15 business days | All | USD 6.19 | USD 1.19 |
Rest Of Europe
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 5 - 10 business days | All | USD 3.49 | USD 1.19 |
Australia
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 3 - 6 business days | All | USD 8.39 | USD 1.39 |
United Kingdom
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 2 - 3 business days | All | USD 2.99 | USD 1.99 |
Canada
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 2 - 5 business days | All | USD 6.79 | USD 2.19 |
Rest Of The World
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 10 - 30 business days | All | USD 10.39 | USD 4.00 |
Germany
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 2 - 6 business days | All | USD 2.99 | USD 1.19 |
Portugal
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 2 - 6 business days | All | USD 3.49 | USD 1.19 |
Austria
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 2 - 6 business days | All | USD 3.49 | USD 1.19 |
New Zealand
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 5 - 10 business days | All | USD 8.39 | USD 1.39 |
Spain
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 2 - 6 business days | All | USD 3.49 | USD 1.19 |
France
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 2 - 6 business days | All | USD 3.49 | USD 1.19 |
* Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and unincorporated territories of the United States can take additional 7 – 12 business days.
US Shipping
US shipping will apply if one (or more) variants selected are not eligible for Global Fulfillment
* United States
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Economy | 4 - 8 business days | All | USD 3.99 | USD 2.09 |
| Standard | 2 - 5 business days | All | USD 4.95 | USD 2.40 |
Rest Of The World
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 10 - 30 business days | All | USD 10.39 | USD 4.00 |
Canada
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 10 - 30 business days | All | USD 9.69 | USD 4.39 |
Australia
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First Item | Additional Item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 10 - 30 business days | All | USD 12.99 | USD 4.99 |
* Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and unincorporated territories of the United States can take additional 7 – 12 business days.