Corporate Damage™ - BPD - Funny Office Humor T-Shirt | I Am KPI-N' It Together Graphic Tee | Sarcastic Corporate Performance Metric Shirt

Everything is totally fine. Targets are being hit, reports are filed, and tears are strictly tracked under quarterly performance metrics!

This tee features an intensely stressed, teary-eyed character giving a double thumbs-up while screaming into the void—capturing the exact feeling of hitting every single Key Performance Indicator while your sanity slowly evaporates. It's the ultimate statement piece for anyone surviving performance review season, quarter-end crunch, or endless corporate reporting.

Wear it to your next virtual team meeting, drop it into your casual Friday rotation, or gift it to that heroic coworker who is holding the entire department together with coffee and sheer willpower.

• Ultra-Soft Fit: Premium, lightweight cotton designed for maximum comfort when performance pressure hits.

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• Vibrant High-Contrast Print: Bold white distressed typography, sharp red accent lines, and crisp graphic details that pop on dark garments.

• Corporate Relatability: The perfect gag gift for managers, analysts, project leads, and corporate survivors.

Hit Add to Cart now and officially log your daily survival metrics!

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Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean